joshxxx

Dear Santa,

I know I haven't written you in a letter in some time but I figured I'd give it a try. See, I've been extra special turbo nice this year to the point where I'm border line pedantic. As I am older, I can get you references and a letter of recommendation if need be. In any case, thanks in advance for your consideration. My list is as follows.

1) an X-box 360, the hard drive system with additional controller.
2) a 60 gig iPod video
3) a girlfriend
4) those oversized Incredible Hulk hands that say "Hulk Smash" when you hit things and they replaced with the stupid Thing hands.
5) peace on earth... I suppose


That's it. No long list from a carefully researched Toys R Us catalogue, no extravagant items like a gold toilet seat and nothing I won't eventually get on my own (except that last one and possibly the third)... I'd just like this expedited for Christmas delivery.

Thanks again,

Josh



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Also, it should be known that today I drank so much Dr. Pepper that I now have a Ph.D. in having to pee wicked bad.