joshof13thfloor

I know that to most of you this flyer means all of jack and shit since most of you aren't even in my time zone much less my state but hey, they were kind enough to actually make the damn thing for a change so I figured what the fuck, i'll get some use out of it.

For those of you who might notice, and even less likely, those of you who might care, about my recent absence from the site here I would just like to take this moment to say to you all.....tough shit, i've been getting laid a lot, so there.

I have been struck by tradegy both without and within my life recently. First Rodney Dangerfield, then Superm...uh, I mean Cristopher Reeve, and now Pinky. Yes Pinky, my kids fish. Now, I know that the loss of a fish might not seem like a big deal to most of you and honestly I didn't much care either but it made my kids cry their little eyes out so it was tragic enough for me. We're going to bury Pinky in the backyard as soon as the rain lets up, I suggested flushing him but my little girl wasn't very keen on the notion, go figure.

I finally found a copy of a movie i've been searching for now for quite a little while. It's pretty old and hasn't been offered now for years on any format, much less on DVD. Whenever I think of Halloween I think of this flick. The beautiful slice of headcheese i've managed to track down is Monster Squad, a really silly movie about kids fighting these rip-offs of all the great old Universal monsters. There's Frankensteins monster, Dracula, The Wolfman, The Mummy, and The Creature from the Black Lagoon (or in this case, Gillman), plus stupid jokes about sex, flatulence, fat kids, homosexuals, and every other subject that no one will touch with that hypothetical 10 ft. pole you're always hearing about. God, I love that movie. And the Wolfman does indeed "have nards".

Well, that's about all the bullshit I can muster for one entry. Everybody be cool.

Peace.