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I want to take a poll. If anyone reads this, I want to know if a horrible night thanks to the sauce is reason enough to go sober? I'll tell you the situation:

I was on business in Las Vegas, at a show of course, drank enough Jack D that my eyes were crossed, caused trouble in the mandalay bay casino, escorted to my room...
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sadierose:
drink and stop before you get the way you were that night. you can drink and not be so drunk you're blacked out.
timeoftheeclipse:
um, i agree, drink in moderation, and stay the hell away from JD and tequila!!!!!
heres your punishment
you may only consume drinks that are otherwise considered 'fruity' or 'girly'
anything with an umbrella,
or silly double entendre name.
screaming orgasm, flaming cooters of death or whatever the hell they have come up with these days

ok, so you will now drink in moderation only beverages containing malibu rum or other unruly forms of alcohol
good luck