joshiewashie

okay so i was at the laundry mat...and then this girl came up to me and said she had to throw up...so i was like "uhh...okay" and so then she lifted up the lid to the washing machine i was using and threw up all over my clothes...i was like "what the fuck?" and then she was like "no, it's okay, my name is zui." and i didn't see her face until then, and i saw that it WAS my most favorite girl of all time, so we made out and then she puked some more and then we ate it because eating vomit is awesome.

the end.

I LOVE YOU, ZUI!!! (how was that for a story?)