joshguy

i know this sounds silly, but i want to open my own movie theater. first i need to get some money, via robbing many a 7-11, or get a loan...okay. then find a hot spot where i know people will enjoy good movies. my theater will have a bar, along with music daily, and of corse, a theater, showing movies that are either really good or really bad. so it will be good movie to chill out and watch, or a full night of mystery science theater 3000. and instead of buying a ticket, you will pay a enterance fee. like a show almost but minus the crazy hippies. no hippies allowed because i hate smelly people. if you are a hippie and you dont smell, maybe. i will have a guy who smells all hippies at the door, and he will be able to smell through your incense bath, pre-arrival. then i will have differnt nights for differnt things. like, wednesday will be fancy day. we will make the theater all fancy and you can only wear your best to the theater that wednesday. and differnt holiday partys. and also SG fridays. you must show proff of SG at the door. This would be by far the freatest thing ever in my book. this will combine everything i love when i go out. Friends, Music, Bar, Movie. and if its slow, we will have standup comedy. only if mitch hedberg is in town. and/or bill cosby. they are both funny as shit. i know im rambling now so if you want in on my buitiful idea, please let me know. i will need help robbing 7-11's all across the tri-state area.