Today I have a doctor's appointment.
"Turn your head and cough, son."
Update: It appears that I'm still living. I was poked, prodded, and underwent an electrical scan... pretty soon, I'll be having an echocardiogram too! That's an ultrasound for my heart. They use this frickin' cold jelly crap and smear it on your chest. The only bonus is when they turn the microphone on, because my heart whistles.
"Turn your head and cough, son."

Update: It appears that I'm still living. I was poked, prodded, and underwent an electrical scan... pretty soon, I'll be having an echocardiogram too! That's an ultrasound for my heart. They use this frickin' cold jelly crap and smear it on your chest. The only bonus is when they turn the microphone on, because my heart whistles.
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leiru13:
Hey, I just had an ultrasound! My belly got ultrasounded and I learned how veins and arteries sound different.
obelisk:
Hey, glad you said hi last night at the Devil's Point. It was nice to meet some PDX members. Oh, and was that not a great show? Those girls are a bevy of highly pulchritudinous individuals.