The funny thing here is that the answer about foreign policy experience was genuinely what Sarah Palin said. Word for word. The rest, of course, is a parody. 
Click for video link.
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valkyrie:
Yeah, I know the pool needs a clean; we've had problems with it lately and still waiting for the pool guy to come around to fix it. 
32 degrees today and we can't go for a swim! 
32 degrees today and we can't go for a swim!