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jormagund

Rhode Island is pretty much one big "hometown" really.

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Tuesday Mar 07, 2006

Mar 7, 2006
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Get your bony ass down here in the morning, with a million dollars in cash, and I give you the greatest sword ever made by man. How do you like the sound of that?

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EDIT: Because I know you ladies were thinking of something COMPLETELY different. Minds in the gutter, I tell you! Hehe... wink

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ladymaze:
Um, no....I'm the sort of girl who would actually think first of a nicely forged metal blade... confused

Mar 9, 2006
cato:
Laphroaig? You're a braver man than I. The first time I had that it tasted like a mouthful of burning peat moss. I've shelved the "Laphroaig attack" for some mellower stuff.

And everyone needs to remember, if you're gonna compare a Hanzo sword, you compare it to every other sword that wasn't made...by Hattori Hanzo.
Mar 9, 2006

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