groggy and grumpy this morning.
must...make..caffeine product.
In other news, I have discovered that I, unfortunately, have the ability to make skateboarders fall by telekinesis. I used to think that all of the skaters in San Fran were just whack, becasue they always scrub within a few seconds of me watching them but I have noticed now that they seem to be just fine until I pay attention to them and then they fall.
For instance: I saw a guy skating along Guerrero a few days ago carrying a 12 Pack of Bud. I watched him for a second but as soon as I had the thought "that would suck if he fell", he scrubbed, sprawled out on the sidewalk, bud cans everywhere. In front of a hot woman, no less.
With great power comes great responsibility (and sometimes a cape too)
must...make..caffeine product.
In other news, I have discovered that I, unfortunately, have the ability to make skateboarders fall by telekinesis. I used to think that all of the skaters in San Fran were just whack, becasue they always scrub within a few seconds of me watching them but I have noticed now that they seem to be just fine until I pay attention to them and then they fall.
For instance: I saw a guy skating along Guerrero a few days ago carrying a 12 Pack of Bud. I watched him for a second but as soon as I had the thought "that would suck if he fell", he scrubbed, sprawled out on the sidewalk, bud cans everywhere. In front of a hot woman, no less.
With great power comes great responsibility (and sometimes a cape too)
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1) i'm a super mega radio signal conductor. my exact positioning in a pretty big room totally influences radio reception. it sucks ass cause i'll go and adjust the station and i'll go back to my bed or something and all of a sudden it'll go from perfect to incomprehensible *grumble*
2) streetlights go out right before or as i pass under them ALL THE FUCKING TIME. they never go on, they never turn off after i pass under them. every single time it freaks the shit out of me.
and i have no metal plates in me i swear :/