jordanos

Tomorrow is the Spartan Race. I will either destroy it, or be destroyed by it. War! War! War!

i had my testicles disabled by the spouse. one of the worst surgeries ive ever had. feels like i got kicked repeatedly for hours square. ugh.

happy holidays!

why do all of the SGs these days have the uber stretched ear lobes? is ear sex actually becoming more popular?

so i am juggling. not easy. finding the time and balance of work (at least i have a job), grad school, preggar wife, terrible two-year old (actually not even 2 yet), and being a homeowner is a bit of a chore. i am consistently tired and my health isn't getting better. it's not getting worse, which is good, but i still need to heal and...
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i just cant find the time...

my life rocks. these are the best years of my life so far totally.

i made a vibrating replica of my penis from a kit i bought over the internets. its nt for me. its for my wife while im away in afghanistan. i think its friggin awesome. she says its weird. id post pictures, but itd prolly be easier to just show peeps.

im sick. come to me nyquil. come to me.

i miss london

home owning is painful.