Damon_Shadows sent me a compilation cd in the mail, i got it today! thanx, sugar.
I know lots of people are goin to see Hostel tonight so PLEASE dont tell me anything, I didnt see it tonight but will hopefully see it over the weekend before I hear too much buzz and hype about it..i dont want my virgin ears to bleed until Im there seeing it for myself so shush the piehole. Thank you.
Last nights show at the cake shop was a rock and roll delight. go tell treason how much he rocks. Can u believe my low alcohol tolerance I got drunk off 2 glasses of wine. I saw the bassist of Interpol but I was too drunk to get off the barstool at the time. He looked hot, ya know, like a flamboyant Trent Reznor. Im writing a review of the show and was so buzzed I decided to sit in the bathroom and write half of it there. Does anyone know whats up with the Val Kilmer love in the lower east side and Brooklyn?? I see the dudes name spray-painted on everything.
So yes a few of you inquired about me attending a paranormal convention soon. Its true, I wanna study paranormal activity. The boys from western New York paranormal are trying to find a job for me somewhere in New York closer than where theyre located, which is about 6 hours away.
i will be recording sightings like this, follow the pink arrow Im in love with the show Most Haunted on the travel channel. The medium is insane and hot and reminds me of david bowie, he should be warned my entity will do him once I have passed on..
So I have been tagged. If you read all this crap youll get a sticker!!!
(i'm answering my favorite ?s first)
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
theyd' have to be alive again but then it would work - Jeff Buckley and Natalie Wood
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
nothing would change here, i'd still do both...
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
I DON'T FART OR POOH and my urine smells like daisies, just for the record.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
billy corgan remembers this cos jt leroy said so. i got really drunk when he played at this awful dive bar in chapel hill and made my way to the stage to hold his hand. i elbowed some guy's dumb girlfriend in the eye because she wouldn't move out of my way. the whole way there i was screaming "billy!" with all my life and blood and he took notice and held my hand for about five minutes but all i could think of at that point was why is his head SO SHINY???
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
mine. ahahaha.
13. Ever puked and run?
god how i love vomit. i would never run from it.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story.
i have never not finished loving myself. each time has been a success story.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
i masturbate every single day.
i want 50 cent to kidnap me.
i have a scar on my right nipple.
i am not naked on the internet.
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
really hot guys throwing up. like in that ministry video.
okay, this is to be continued...good night, darlings
I know lots of people are goin to see Hostel tonight so PLEASE dont tell me anything, I didnt see it tonight but will hopefully see it over the weekend before I hear too much buzz and hype about it..i dont want my virgin ears to bleed until Im there seeing it for myself so shush the piehole. Thank you.
Last nights show at the cake shop was a rock and roll delight. go tell treason how much he rocks. Can u believe my low alcohol tolerance I got drunk off 2 glasses of wine. I saw the bassist of Interpol but I was too drunk to get off the barstool at the time. He looked hot, ya know, like a flamboyant Trent Reznor. Im writing a review of the show and was so buzzed I decided to sit in the bathroom and write half of it there. Does anyone know whats up with the Val Kilmer love in the lower east side and Brooklyn?? I see the dudes name spray-painted on everything.
So yes a few of you inquired about me attending a paranormal convention soon. Its true, I wanna study paranormal activity. The boys from western New York paranormal are trying to find a job for me somewhere in New York closer than where theyre located, which is about 6 hours away.
i will be recording sightings like this, follow the pink arrow Im in love with the show Most Haunted on the travel channel. The medium is insane and hot and reminds me of david bowie, he should be warned my entity will do him once I have passed on..
So I have been tagged. If you read all this crap youll get a sticker!!!
(i'm answering my favorite ?s first)
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
theyd' have to be alive again but then it would work - Jeff Buckley and Natalie Wood
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
nothing would change here, i'd still do both...
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
I DON'T FART OR POOH and my urine smells like daisies, just for the record.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
billy corgan remembers this cos jt leroy said so. i got really drunk when he played at this awful dive bar in chapel hill and made my way to the stage to hold his hand. i elbowed some guy's dumb girlfriend in the eye because she wouldn't move out of my way. the whole way there i was screaming "billy!" with all my life and blood and he took notice and held my hand for about five minutes but all i could think of at that point was why is his head SO SHINY???
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
mine. ahahaha.
13. Ever puked and run?
god how i love vomit. i would never run from it.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story.
i have never not finished loving myself. each time has been a success story.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
i masturbate every single day.
i want 50 cent to kidnap me.
i have a scar on my right nipple.
i am not naked on the internet.
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
really hot guys throwing up. like in that ministry video.
okay, this is to be continued...good night, darlings
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You little bitch, you cheated!!!!!
CARLOS D CAME TO SEE THE FUNERAL CRASHERS, GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!>>>>??????? What!?!? That is SO FUCKING AWESOME!!! I'm glad I wasn't there, you know. I read that he has a thing for big women (not like Jackass's "Sweaty Fat Fucks"--a little sexier) so I would've gotten drunk and tried to sell myself to him for like, a dollar or something. I really get nuts in general when I hear of any guy preferring big women, what ambitious bitches. It kills me, I swear. My ex will look at this site and say "She could use about 10, 20 more pounds." I think this fetish is the missing link of the next John Waters. You should work this into your future writings.
You killed me for saying you've been in love with yourself for years.
Ok. I gotsta work on that work schedule shiiiiit. I only have one other co-worker so it's rough.
Love, Peas.
if 50 cent ever kidnaps you will you please let lloyd banks know that he can come kidnap me too.