Here are entries I've been meaning to post. I've been busy and clearly need to catch up. Be sure to read about the infamous cows. LOL.
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Saturday, May 07, 2005
Party with the sexy poets!
I had a lot of fun at the Poetry Slam Finals. There are so many talented people in my city! After the team of four won the slots for the Nationals, we all headed over to an after-party at one of the team members homes downtown. My sub and I were the first ones there somehow, even with all the traffic. Soon after, all the artists and poets showed up. There was suddenly lots of beer and funny green smoke all around me. They are quite the loud and crazy crowd. I had such fun talking and flirting with everyone!
At one point, a cute artsy girl that I had never seen before came in and started doing lap dances for everyone at my table. I remained silent, but very amused. She was clearly drunk. She clumsily came over to me and began petting my hair and mumbling about Los Angeles. I have been there, but I never met her there, so I have no idea what she was talking about. I told her so, and she ignored that and started running her hands all over my tits. What a nice development! Who doesnt want a strange cute girl rubbing her hands all over them? She came by quite a few times during the evening and petted me in all sorts of places. *big smile*
The attention from the girls didnt end there, I am happy to say. Toward the end of the night, a very cute poetess drunkenly performed a piece for me out on the porch and ended it with lifting up her shirt and showing me her tits. I told her that was a nice way to end a poem, and she came up to me and ran her hands all over my tits. I think my tits must have looked especially hot at the party. It seems like girls couldnt keep their hands off of them.
Overall, it was a super fun night. I am glad I decided to go to the party. I didnt leave until 4:30am! Then I slept all day. Im sure my body clock will be wonky for many days to come, but it was worth it.
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Monday, May 09, 2005
No flu...No!!!!
I think I partied just a wee bit too hard because I feel that damn flu coming back! *sob*
Oh no!!!
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Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Frustrated about poetry slam...
I feel like I want to scream. I wonder, who do I think I am? Sure, I write, but standing up and reading? Ha! I cant even imagine it. I can barely let myself know what I am feeling inside, much less a room full of people who dont know me. Apparently, I am an immature emotionally bankrupt crybaby who has a difficult time even functioning from day to day. I went years being solid stone and now it seems like all I do is feel pain and boo hoo about it. So, could I stand up there and say something profound? Probably not. Could I stand up there and whine about my pain? Probably, if I didnt get stage fright. But, really, why do that to people? Why hold them captive and force them to listen to (and score) my whining? I wish I could turn myself in the concrete robot that I see in my minds eye. Or, just sew my mouth shut. Or cauterize my tear ducts. Something!
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Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Take a ride with me.
I went shopping today in search of some new clothes for the wedding I am going to go to June 11-13. I guess it wasnt meant to be because I found nothing! I know its a very girly thing to say, but my shopping failure made me depressed. *pout* I didnt want to wallow in my sadness, so I decided to go for a scenic drive. I wanted to relax and enjoy the view, so I instructed my sub boy to be my driver.
Nature really does center me, and Ive yet to fully check out the surrounding areas of my new home (that I moved into in March), so I decided to pick a direction and explore. We found a road that led up to a dirt bike park up in the hills and thought that would be as entertaining as anything else, so we went for it.
It tickles me that I have lived in the Bay Area my whole life and I still find new places that I have never seen before. After a few miles up, we found the park and watched young boys do jumps and pop wheelies for a 15-20 minutes. Then I got bored, as I often do, and wanted to continue on the winding road. It was such beautiful countryside tall trees lined the road, birds were chirping and we found that a classic rock station was doing a countdown of the 100 best songs ever. What could be better for my drive? Well, I will tell you
COWS!
I am a major animal person, including cows. Maybe I get especially excited because I grew up in the suburbs and only saw cows when my parents took me to farm-type places with a petting zoo area. We turned the corner, with me singing Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and there they were in all their glory COWS! I had my sub pull over so I could get out and say hello. I mooed to them, they mooed back, and a friendship was forged. I noticed a randomly discarded used condom near the bushes and realized that I am not the only one who loves to stop near the cows. Was the guys girlfriend named Bessie? I will never really know. *giggle*
Suddenly, I had to pee. It was broad daylight, but there were few cars passing us on the road, so I decided to squat right there on the side of the road. In fact, if I couldve gotten away with it, I wouldve loved to have run around completely naked up there. What can I say? Nature makes me feel at ease. *hee hee* So, I let go and had the most freeing pee Ive had in a loooong time. It was wonderful! After communing with the cow family for a few more minutes, we got back into the car and moved on for another hour of scenic road.
When the sun began to set, I realized how hungry I was. I had forgotten to eat all day (aside from my latte) and my tummy was angry! I ended my adventurous day with the best dinner in the world sushi! Yummy yum yum!!!
The day is always better when sushi is involved!
Lovin' the literature!
Yay for my boss liking Edward Gorey! He mentioned The Gashlycrumb Tinies in his blog the other day, and I have to agree, it IS a darkly amusing book, especially with Mr. Goreys corresponding illustrations. So, maybe I have a twisted sense of humor. Tell me something that I DONT know! Do I like kids? Sure. Do I like when kids die tragically in amusing ways in alphabetical order? Hell yes, I do! *LOL*
As for what I am currently reading and also highly recommend Bible Stories for Adults by James Morrow. This is skilled writing, but if you cant handle a bit of blasphemous humor, this isnt the book for you (or the author for you). I think James Morrow is a brilliant writer. I will even go so far as to say a genius. He has a quick wit and an interesting insight into religion and humanity.
I am sure most of you dont know that in addition to writing myself, I love to read. I have been trying to make more time for it lately. Back in my teen years, I was never without a book in my hand, but we all know how things get as adult responsibilities kick in. I made a recent promise to myself to read a bit each day and so far, Ive been able to keep that promise to myself. As a result, I am sure I will mention books Ive read from time to time, if any of you care. *giggle*
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Friday, June 10, 2005
Leaving on a jet plane!
I am getting excited about my trip, but man, oh man, the hassle of preparing for said trip is going to kill me! To make matters even more exciting, I realized last night that I will have to get up at 2am tomorrow morning to get everything done and get to my 6:30am flight on time. SighI just cant wait to actually be there enjoying myself. Oh, and good news! I thought I had lost my digital camera (which I havent be able to find since I moved here in March) and I found it today!!! I love taking pictures, so this makes me very happy. Perhaps I will post some of the sights I will see.
I will miss everyone, and cant wait to have some naughty fun at work when I get back. Just remember...I will be out of town from June 11-13. And I dont think I will be online today much because there is so much to do still to prepare for my trip. Grr!
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Saturday, May 07, 2005
Party with the sexy poets!
I had a lot of fun at the Poetry Slam Finals. There are so many talented people in my city! After the team of four won the slots for the Nationals, we all headed over to an after-party at one of the team members homes downtown. My sub and I were the first ones there somehow, even with all the traffic. Soon after, all the artists and poets showed up. There was suddenly lots of beer and funny green smoke all around me. They are quite the loud and crazy crowd. I had such fun talking and flirting with everyone!
At one point, a cute artsy girl that I had never seen before came in and started doing lap dances for everyone at my table. I remained silent, but very amused. She was clearly drunk. She clumsily came over to me and began petting my hair and mumbling about Los Angeles. I have been there, but I never met her there, so I have no idea what she was talking about. I told her so, and she ignored that and started running her hands all over my tits. What a nice development! Who doesnt want a strange cute girl rubbing her hands all over them? She came by quite a few times during the evening and petted me in all sorts of places. *big smile*
The attention from the girls didnt end there, I am happy to say. Toward the end of the night, a very cute poetess drunkenly performed a piece for me out on the porch and ended it with lifting up her shirt and showing me her tits. I told her that was a nice way to end a poem, and she came up to me and ran her hands all over my tits. I think my tits must have looked especially hot at the party. It seems like girls couldnt keep their hands off of them.
Overall, it was a super fun night. I am glad I decided to go to the party. I didnt leave until 4:30am! Then I slept all day. Im sure my body clock will be wonky for many days to come, but it was worth it.
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Monday, May 09, 2005
No flu...No!!!!
I think I partied just a wee bit too hard because I feel that damn flu coming back! *sob*
Oh no!!!
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Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Frustrated about poetry slam...
I feel like I want to scream. I wonder, who do I think I am? Sure, I write, but standing up and reading? Ha! I cant even imagine it. I can barely let myself know what I am feeling inside, much less a room full of people who dont know me. Apparently, I am an immature emotionally bankrupt crybaby who has a difficult time even functioning from day to day. I went years being solid stone and now it seems like all I do is feel pain and boo hoo about it. So, could I stand up there and say something profound? Probably not. Could I stand up there and whine about my pain? Probably, if I didnt get stage fright. But, really, why do that to people? Why hold them captive and force them to listen to (and score) my whining? I wish I could turn myself in the concrete robot that I see in my minds eye. Or, just sew my mouth shut. Or cauterize my tear ducts. Something!
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Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Take a ride with me.
I went shopping today in search of some new clothes for the wedding I am going to go to June 11-13. I guess it wasnt meant to be because I found nothing! I know its a very girly thing to say, but my shopping failure made me depressed. *pout* I didnt want to wallow in my sadness, so I decided to go for a scenic drive. I wanted to relax and enjoy the view, so I instructed my sub boy to be my driver.
Nature really does center me, and Ive yet to fully check out the surrounding areas of my new home (that I moved into in March), so I decided to pick a direction and explore. We found a road that led up to a dirt bike park up in the hills and thought that would be as entertaining as anything else, so we went for it.
It tickles me that I have lived in the Bay Area my whole life and I still find new places that I have never seen before. After a few miles up, we found the park and watched young boys do jumps and pop wheelies for a 15-20 minutes. Then I got bored, as I often do, and wanted to continue on the winding road. It was such beautiful countryside tall trees lined the road, birds were chirping and we found that a classic rock station was doing a countdown of the 100 best songs ever. What could be better for my drive? Well, I will tell you
COWS!
I am a major animal person, including cows. Maybe I get especially excited because I grew up in the suburbs and only saw cows when my parents took me to farm-type places with a petting zoo area. We turned the corner, with me singing Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and there they were in all their glory COWS! I had my sub pull over so I could get out and say hello. I mooed to them, they mooed back, and a friendship was forged. I noticed a randomly discarded used condom near the bushes and realized that I am not the only one who loves to stop near the cows. Was the guys girlfriend named Bessie? I will never really know. *giggle*
Suddenly, I had to pee. It was broad daylight, but there were few cars passing us on the road, so I decided to squat right there on the side of the road. In fact, if I couldve gotten away with it, I wouldve loved to have run around completely naked up there. What can I say? Nature makes me feel at ease. *hee hee* So, I let go and had the most freeing pee Ive had in a loooong time. It was wonderful! After communing with the cow family for a few more minutes, we got back into the car and moved on for another hour of scenic road.
When the sun began to set, I realized how hungry I was. I had forgotten to eat all day (aside from my latte) and my tummy was angry! I ended my adventurous day with the best dinner in the world sushi! Yummy yum yum!!!
The day is always better when sushi is involved!
Lovin' the literature!
Yay for my boss liking Edward Gorey! He mentioned The Gashlycrumb Tinies in his blog the other day, and I have to agree, it IS a darkly amusing book, especially with Mr. Goreys corresponding illustrations. So, maybe I have a twisted sense of humor. Tell me something that I DONT know! Do I like kids? Sure. Do I like when kids die tragically in amusing ways in alphabetical order? Hell yes, I do! *LOL*
As for what I am currently reading and also highly recommend Bible Stories for Adults by James Morrow. This is skilled writing, but if you cant handle a bit of blasphemous humor, this isnt the book for you (or the author for you). I think James Morrow is a brilliant writer. I will even go so far as to say a genius. He has a quick wit and an interesting insight into religion and humanity.
I am sure most of you dont know that in addition to writing myself, I love to read. I have been trying to make more time for it lately. Back in my teen years, I was never without a book in my hand, but we all know how things get as adult responsibilities kick in. I made a recent promise to myself to read a bit each day and so far, Ive been able to keep that promise to myself. As a result, I am sure I will mention books Ive read from time to time, if any of you care. *giggle*
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Friday, June 10, 2005
Leaving on a jet plane!
I am getting excited about my trip, but man, oh man, the hassle of preparing for said trip is going to kill me! To make matters even more exciting, I realized last night that I will have to get up at 2am tomorrow morning to get everything done and get to my 6:30am flight on time. SighI just cant wait to actually be there enjoying myself. Oh, and good news! I thought I had lost my digital camera (which I havent be able to find since I moved here in March) and I found it today!!! I love taking pictures, so this makes me very happy. Perhaps I will post some of the sights I will see.
I will miss everyone, and cant wait to have some naughty fun at work when I get back. Just remember...I will be out of town from June 11-13. And I dont think I will be online today much because there is so much to do still to prepare for my trip. Grr!
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Love you woman,
xox
Lou
and tired to boot