jopoppins

oh my fuckin' goodness
my computer keeps beeping at me.
for no reason.
it sounds like an emergency warning that it is going to explode....

do computers explode often?
i can see it now.
a mother board sticking out of my skull.
how perfect??????

as long as it does not sever my head i will be good.
cause you know,
that is the only way to kill a zombie.
maybe a silver bullet too.
no...
wait...
that's for the werewolfs.

i don't like werewolfs.
they always try to eat my rotting zombie flesh.

ooo,
and speaking of zombies,
my friend is making a zombie flick...
and ummm,
i get to be a zombie.

SOOOOOOO fucking excited.
it will be the most fun ever.
yay for the fake blood.

blah blah blah

i have a blind date on thursday.
i guess not really blind,
i know what he looks like.
but it is still with a person i don't really know.

we are gonna play a board game called pass out.
what a lush i am.
anything is better than a typical date though.

i am so sick of boys thinking because they take me out to a fancy restaurant,
that i will sleep with them.

i was going to sleep with them any way.
the fancy restaurant,
it just makes me bored.

speaking of bored,
my boredomitis,
will not go away.

i still need to get away from here.
i hate living in the middle of no where.
it's killing me.

no place is hiring.
i can't stand being broke.

i miss the city!