jooniper

I had to write an email to my insurance company the other day. I had talked to this guy named Eligio and he gave me his personal email to send it to. There ended up being some confusion and we had to email each other back and forth 6 times. By today it was all cleared up but I had a new email in my inbox from Eligio thanking me for my patience. For some reason I decided to write back again, this time just bullshitting about random stuff. I thought it might entertain him during a boring day at work. He wrote back, but was all stuffy and professional. Dammit! I was fishing for a new pen pal. I know Im a weirdo, but why wont people play along when Im trying to entertain myself?

Oh, speaking of that, I got another reply from Keli:

I dont mean to be a bitch, thats definatly not my nature.
Your definatly entertaining yourselves, so i guess thats always a plus. :o)
C ya round kiddo's
-Keli


Eww.
I call everyone kiddo. Even my parents. I never realized until now how stupid it sounds coming from someone younger. But then again, I know how to spell definitely and I can differentiate between the appropriate use of your and youre, so maybe Ive earned the right to use the term. I havent written back. Im bored of her. Shes lost her charm.