jonze

I'm the motherflippin'



They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

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I really need to get out more. Divorce myself from my keyboard a bit and meet some new people 'round this campus. Ask a girl out. All the standard stuff that other people around here don't seem to have much of a problem with....