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It's so awesome when the girl you've been [possibly/sorta/kinda/maybe] in love with for five years tells you she just got engaged.

In other news, I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance over to GEICO!

So I'm happily watching Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers when I come across the scene where Gollum gets the two rabbits and Sam turns them into a stew. That scene, of course, always forces me to go to youtube to watch this:

What's taters aye?

STUCK IN MY HEAD

It's 6:30 in the morning, finally sobered up from tequila night. Time for a blog, random Jonny style (yeah I don't know what that means either).

So in three months I will turn 28. That's two years short of 30. It's got me thinking--as I'm wont to do early on a Wednesday morning I suppose--to list some goals to humor myself with.

1) Give. Me....
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Five things that make Jonny awesome:

1. He speaks in the third person, gotta give him props for that.

2. He's a ginger. Fuck yeah!

3. He's got epic dance moves. No really, you gotta see this shit.

4. Have you seen his love for booze? It's almost unrivaled.

5. His peen is the shape of Mt. Rushmore. Need I say more?

The Motherfucking Legend of Zelda!

I just learned that my cousin (well second cousin on my mom's side) Scott passed away last week. I wasn't especially close to Scott, but I've known him as far back as I can remember, my earliest memory actually is from when I was two or three and I nearly drowned in his pool down in Portland.

Scott was a really good guy, he was...
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I have something very important on my mind that I want to share, and the best way to do that is with this song:

I'm still sick, I feel barely aware of my surroundings whenever I'm up. I'm having trouble sleeping for more than 2 or 3 hours at a time, and I'm pretty sure Satan has found a new home in my respiratory system.

So, on that note, how about we play a game I call Ten Random Things about Jonny! (This is where you applaud).

1) Johnny...
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Either I have a cold or Slimer from Ghostbusters has possessed my lungs. Who ya gonna ca- *Hacking cough*