ow.
ow.
ow.
the gym be a vengeful mistress, she is now punishing me for not going to see her for 6 monthes. ow. i really can hardly move which has buggered my plans of going and exercising today, instead ill have to go out for some beer therapy.
in other news one of my cats (Tuluala) has come on heat and another cat (Dave) has hit puberty so he is now attacking and raping everything up to and including the staircase. the two girly cats tend to now hide upstairs. i think to some extend Dave is now getting revenge for previous beatings he has recived at the paws of the other two cats... but even now with his new big balls when the girls have had enough they will snap and knock chunks out of him, i feel for him, i do, he is the biggest cat but the one that always gets beaten up. i now need a smiley somewhere between:
and
ive been looking for jobs and handed my CV in a few places, but i doubt ill get em. i never do, for some reason im unemployable. at least i can say i tried, now i can relax into my world of day time TV. mmmmmm Des & Mel... i bet Des has had Mel.
i want a new car too but im getting ahead of myself and looking at Skyline GT-R's... ill never afford it without robbing a few people.... hmmmmm
laters ladies and peeps
ow.
ow.
the gym be a vengeful mistress, she is now punishing me for not going to see her for 6 monthes. ow. i really can hardly move which has buggered my plans of going and exercising today, instead ill have to go out for some beer therapy.
![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
in other news one of my cats (Tuluala) has come on heat and another cat (Dave) has hit puberty so he is now attacking and raping everything up to and including the staircase. the two girly cats tend to now hide upstairs. i think to some extend Dave is now getting revenge for previous beatings he has recived at the paws of the other two cats... but even now with his new big balls when the girls have had enough they will snap and knock chunks out of him, i feel for him, i do, he is the biggest cat but the one that always gets beaten up. i now need a smiley somewhere between:
![blackeyed](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/punch.6a3d8a00b8f8.gif)
![miao!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/miao.9f700d970e33.gif)
ive been looking for jobs and handed my CV in a few places, but i doubt ill get em. i never do, for some reason im unemployable. at least i can say i tried, now i can relax into my world of day time TV. mmmmmm Des & Mel... i bet Des has had Mel.
i want a new car too but im getting ahead of myself and looking at Skyline GT-R's... ill never afford it without robbing a few people.... hmmmmm
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
laters ladies and peeps
![kiss](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/kiss.fdbea70b77bb.gif)
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