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Tuesday Feb 03, 2004

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well then i nearly got kicked out of my halls of residence last night. i SO rock.

we had the duty warden in last night after someone had repeatedly cut their pubes off and put them into one of the flatmembers food cupboard. this shit is too funny biggrin i then managed to piss several people off by just cracking up everytime the warden said 'pubic hair' - i just cant take serious meetings or confrontations seriously, things werent helped by the fact that i was completely bladdered at the time. i mean the whole situation was a farse, i think its the most fun ive ever had. i thought it was best for me to just sit there and keep as quiet as possible especially as i was prime suspect and i knew if i opened my mouth i would have a pop at someone, i had to gag myself with my tongue on a few occasions.

i dont get why the victim (and he is a victim) had to get the security involved and not taken appropriatly chldish behavoir (like all us normal people would have) and seeked revenge. what a strange boy.

i really cant wait to stir the shit. i am SO loving this.

think thats the most interesting thing thats happened since ive been here, and certainly in the last few days. anything else i say now will pale in comparison. tho i must bitch that ive got bite marks on both arms, legs and chest from fighting with Rozi.

im now off to trim my pubes. later peeps! wink
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
meemee:
You are EViL!!!!

i LOVE it!!!!

kiss
Feb 4, 2004
tilly:
Ah, the ol' discarded pubes in the kitchen cupboard trick. One of the finest reasons for living in halls. How I miss those days.

smile
Feb 4, 2004

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