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gekkeiju23:
indeed!
i heart it!
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i heart it!
went to a party tonight, which was shite. i was shouting and laughing so much i think i damaged my piercing and it started to bleed (which i didnt notice at first) and this sticky blood started to pack up behind the stud and begin pushing it out, which in turn started to pull on the inside of my lip. bit irritating so i stopped...
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mortimer:
Yeah i get well edgey if someone's there and i didn't realise, but see i'm a jumping girl
Maybe your sisters oogie cooking would'nt be such a good idea then, heh
Salt water does seem like the best option if your peircing is still being stoopy... have a swish of salty goodness in your mouth
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mortimer:
Hee hee, make sure to send me pictures of your face rotting, it sounds like fun! And you should ween yourself off cleaning it just incase your lip falls off. lip falling off = baaaad... usually. I hate you for having fun lectures on comic books, i waaannnnaaaaa
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got a letter sent from my uni to my house today (i was lukily home when it arrived) telling me 2 things, both incorrect. first thing it said was that my name was Lucy Smith, which im pretty sure it isnt and secondly that i hadnt paid my accomodation fees, which im certain is incorrect. the world is staffed by idiots. i have a basic...
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annie:
alright. i have to add you to my friends. your too cute.
love annie
love annie
mortimer:
Whoo for the pastey skin goodness!
We can be skin twins... uh maybe...
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i was called a cunt the other night by a girl who had never before uttered that word. i was so proud, like when a father hears his childs first words. its almost as if she knew. it was less an all out insult more of an observation like 'Jon you have black hair and wear glasses' or 'Jon your so damn sexy it hurts'...
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killmenow:
good thing i got back just in time, eh? I think maybe i will organize a search party for you....only the one person involved would be me...planning to come overseas.
chickwithwings:
Jon you really are so damn sexy it hurts
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went karaoke last night. some guy was singing an Elton John song but he was so hammered it sounded like Bob Dylon. this of course being Bob's key to sucess. take heed all budding musicians; inebriation before and during a performance will guarantee fame and fortune!
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meemee:
Jonny...
Hope you feel better soon!
*muahmuahmuah*
lotz a luv'
-MeeMee xoxoxo
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Hope you feel better soon!
*muahmuahmuah*
lotz a luv'
-MeeMee xoxoxo
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Im nice every now and again so that when I am a cunt it adds that extra dimension of surprise. Inconsistency, this is the key.
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nonchalance:
Indeed my friend. We share a common philosophy. Indeed Hitler held this opinion too.
*Runs off to join the BNP before getting flamed to hell*
*Runs off to join the BNP before getting flamed to hell*
koleeta:
We built this city, you cunt!
fucking hell just had my hat nicked... by a girl! bitch! was in the pub and was really crowded and i was walking away from the dance floor next thing i know im hatless and two girls are running away. fuckers. was a nice hat aswell, gonna have to buy a new one now.
Paull suggested that i go round hitting all the girls in...
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meemee:
Check out my new pix babe!!!!!!!!!
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Check out my new pix babe!!!!!!!!!
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koleeta:
so your friend Big Lee...his first name is really "Big" ? that would be intresting.
good deed for the day... month: helped a mother up some escalators with her two children in a double pram... those kids need to lose some fucking weight by the way. (p.s. never try to talk to somone when they are straining under the weight of your children, you will recieve little hospitality.)
went out, got drunk, had a nasty spot. why is it when...
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meemee:
Hmmmmm...so whoz emily???
Cutecutecute!!!
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Cutecutecute!!!
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meemee:
WOW...i LOVE her armwarmers!!!
Nice style!!
Happy friday Jonnnny!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
Nice style!!
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Happy friday Jonnnny!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
meemee:
MY favorite ladies are....
Shannyn sossamonover and over and OVER!!!!!
Masuimi
Angelina
Fiona Braidwood
Natassia Malthe TWICE!!!
Shannyn sossamonover and over and OVER!!!!!
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Masuimi
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Angelina
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Fiona Braidwood
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Natassia Malthe TWICE!!!
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im at home in leicester now which made me a little more excited about things in general... but not much.
got drunk on monday and commited acts of vandalism, which is responsible no, mature no, clever no, but fun? yep yep yep yep yep yep yep!
feeling kinda ill now, im getting a cold which is nice. ive got that 'a bit rough now but...
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got drunk on monday and commited acts of vandalism, which is responsible no, mature no, clever no, but fun? yep yep yep yep yep yep yep!
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feeling kinda ill now, im getting a cold which is nice. ive got that 'a bit rough now but...
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meemee:
*sigh*...
maybe someday Rae and i will be married...
shez soooooooo BEAUTIFUL!!!....
and BAD!!!
She live soooooooooo far!! in california!!
....NO kids tho..i'm too selfish
Kids are cute...but only is VERY small doses
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MONTHS!!!!?????????
i don't beleive you...you're waaaaaaaaay too cute!!!
You need to come to canada....
Canadian girls LOVE you english boyz
maybe someday Rae and i will be married...
shez soooooooo BEAUTIFUL!!!....
and BAD!!!
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She live soooooooooo far!! in california!!
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....NO kids tho..i'm too selfish
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Kids are cute...but only is VERY small doses
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MONTHS!!!!?????????
i don't beleive you...you're waaaaaaaaay too cute!!!
You need to come to canada....
Canadian girls LOVE you english boyz
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momopirate58725:
Hehe, you're such a dork. I'm going back to Ireland soon - you should hop on a ferry over and tour the island with me.
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so its valentines day and my awesome ineptness with women has yielded me no cards. ahhh well i didnt give any so its prolly my own fault.
went out last night and oh yes i am the young dancing prodigy, call me Ginger Rogers... wait no dont. MC Hammer would have been proud of me. i did however knacker myself out too quickly so when...
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went out last night and oh yes i am the young dancing prodigy, call me Ginger Rogers... wait no dont. MC Hammer would have been proud of me. i did however knacker myself out too quickly so when...
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tilly:
Adding you as a friend - yes. Mangling you - no. Killing you - no. Violation...um, no promises hehe.
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gekkeiju23:
damn-look who's Mr. Popularity all of a sudden.
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I'm a crazy little lady....
But thatz why ya luv me!