jonasthewhale

bartending tonight for the first time ever

should be an exotic experience to say the least--if anyone asks for soemthing i don't know how to make they are getting a bud light

i think my ex girlfriend hooked up last night with some dude--i got in at 4 am and she wasn't home and when i left for work at 8 in the morning she was home--seems as if she was doing the walk of shame that slut

FUCK HER!! she can have her house and her shit and her perfect little world