I did a dumb Facebook survey. But I'm punk af, so...
Look, imma do this thing, bruh, but imma make it so effin' crazy those data miners won't know which way is up!vs
40 odd things about me . . . Please play along...
1. Do you like blue cheese?
Nein!
2. Coke or Pepsi?
Dr. Pepper!
3. Do you own a gun?
Not legally!
4. Whiskey, Tequila, Vodka?
I bask in all three! And Malort!
5. Hot dogs or Cheeseburgers?
Nice try! Burritos!
6. Favorite Type Of food?
Flesh!
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
I have no faith in myself!
8. What do you drink in the morning?
Rain water and pure grain alcohol!
9. Can you do a 100 Pushups?
Gimme a day!
10. Summer, Winter, Spring, Or Autumn?
Sprautumn and Sumter!
11. Favorite Hobby?
Idling!
12. Tattoos?
Only on the inside!
13. Do you wear glasses?
Fuck naw nerd!
14. Phobia?
Being too famous!
15. Nickname?
The Duvet Cover!
16. Three drinks you drink?
I inject drinks!
17. My biggest downfall?
Questioning me!
18. Rain or snow?
Hail! Hail!
19. Piercings?
Armpits!
20. Age
4
21. French fries or onion rings?
Mozz stix bruh!
22. Will 5 Friends Do This?
Friends?!
23. Kids?
Small, kinda stupid!
24. Favorite colour?
Green like this loud ass weed!
25. Employed?
Preoccupied!
26. Can you whistle?
Slide!
27. Where were you born?
Mexico!
28. Siblings?
Bruh, everyone's my bruh n sis, fam!
29. Ever Been Arrested?
Not for the good shit!
30. Surgeries?
Fuckin', seven lobotomies!
31. Religious?
Only when I'm bleedin' out!
32. Shower or Bath?
Lake!
33. Like Gambling?
You wanna go?!
34. Are You Loyal?
Ask my homies in the pen!
35. Broken bones?
Is there any other kind?!
36. How many tv's in your house?
House?!
37. Worst pain ever?
Esophageal tattoos!
38. Do you like to dance?
On yo grave!
39. Are your parents still alive?
Hold up, imma consult my medium!
40. Do you like camping?
I like starting fires!
