I did NOT have court today. For some reason I thought it was today, when in fact it's Wednesday the 25th. My attorney showed up too. He'd failed to review the ticket.
This is what happens when an unpublished hack writer and a lawyer put their heads together. Our reunion of genius is Wednesday.
Pass me that 12 pack
This is what happens when an unpublished hack writer and a lawyer put their heads together. Our reunion of genius is Wednesday.
Pass me that 12 pack

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I know when I have court. Seriously. I swear.
*Tilts back head and pours a pint of scotch directly down throat*