subdural hematoma...
i finally got the doctors to get me a CT scan and there's a fair amount blood on my brain. well no shit. no wonder my head's been hurting so damned bad!
so i'm all doped up on vicodin and seizure medicine. apparently, some of my more interesting symptoms have more than likely been seizures caused by the blood on my noodle.
i can't wait to tell my friend who accidentally shoved me down the stairs. people keep saying that i should sue him or beat his ass or something, but he doesn't have any money and he was all fucked up and really didn't mean to do it. hell, i was all fucked up too. just one of those things. the main problem is that i've used all my sick time at work and the days i've missed this week are coming out of my pay. that sucks some pretty major ass.
i should be feeling better in a couple of weeks. probably sooner. at least this slowed me down to a humble crawl.
i finally got the doctors to get me a CT scan and there's a fair amount blood on my brain. well no shit. no wonder my head's been hurting so damned bad!
so i'm all doped up on vicodin and seizure medicine. apparently, some of my more interesting symptoms have more than likely been seizures caused by the blood on my noodle.
i can't wait to tell my friend who accidentally shoved me down the stairs. people keep saying that i should sue him or beat his ass or something, but he doesn't have any money and he was all fucked up and really didn't mean to do it. hell, i was all fucked up too. just one of those things. the main problem is that i've used all my sick time at work and the days i've missed this week are coming out of my pay. that sucks some pretty major ass.
i should be feeling better in a couple of weeks. probably sooner. at least this slowed me down to a humble crawl.
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Now that you're all doped up, I can totally take advantage of you!!!!