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jon_pon_schmitty

Portland, Oregon

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Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

Nov 16, 2005
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today was lame....

glassheart as usual made this day better...

now im writing a dumb childrens story off the top of my head....

and you get to enjoy it.

so, little bob and Big Joe were hanging out one morning...
they were on top of BJ's apartment building overlooking the city and it was an incredible view. well the world was changing that day...and little men made of multi-colored skin were climbing up all the buildings. well LB and BJ had no clue what to do....so they hid inside...thinking they could stay away from the evil multi-colored men. Well they crashed into the bedroom....and attacked them with gooey-ooey ray guns...BJ and LB were in a sticky situation...and had no clue to get out of it. Luckily BJ's brother Little Joe came home with an anti-gooey-ooey ray gun he had found outside along side a beige man....

(now time to explain the scene outside....so the beige army was laying all around the outside of the apartment building
it was the corner of burnside and sacramento....and no one knew why the buildings were being covered in rainbow colored soldiers
but it was happening...it was like an attack you could not help but admire the look of....so you are shocked and in awe.....well back to the story)


little joe came in screaming about his new found "toy"
and to his amazement the soldiers had just been leaving with BJ and LB in a gooey-ooey net out the window
little joe did the only thing he could think of and shot one of the mult-colored men and to his amazement they were infact gooey-ooey soldiers
made of multi-colored slime
well....the only thought in his mind to save his brother was to get attached to this gooey-ooey net that was taking his BJ and LB away. so he jumped out the window four floors down and shot himself a gooey-ooey net...that landed right on top of the one containing BJ and LB.they ran down the street and into the sewers... how you ask?------
not only was this gooey-ooey oozey goo really incredibly sticky it also could constrict objects inside it without injuring it/them-----back to the story....Down into the sewers they go..This Gooey-ooey goo was getting everywhere...with vibrant greens,yellows,blues,and reds galore. Suddenly the trip came to a stop...and LJ knew he had to move quick

(the Scene here is a minimum security multi-colored facility with about thirty gaurds and about 60 civilians.

He shot out of his net...instantly freeing BJand LB.


ok im to tired for this now...ill finish it later....or better yet....if you are reading this..add to it...and someone add to theirs....and continue it....


have fun
ARRR!!! EL SUICIDO LOCO skull robot
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
glassheart:
give it to me, peter.
Nov 20, 2005
glassheart:
hey, chill out.
Nov 21, 2005

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