One night, George W. Bush is awakened in the White House by George Washington's ghost. Bush askes " George, what is the best thing I could do to help my country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," washington advises.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson awakes Bush. "Tom," he askes, "what is the best thing I can do to help my country?"
"Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government," Jefferson answers.
Bush isn't sleeping well the next night, and sees another figure moving through the shadows. This time its Abe Lincoln's ghost.
"Abe, what is the best thing I can do to help my country?" Bush askes.
"Go see a play," Abe replies.
haha.
This weekend is going to be the raddest ever. Flogging Molly and the Supersuckers are playing on friday night and Lola's Room is going to be hoppin, so I'm sure I'll be at the Crystal Ballroom complex. Flogging Molly, Supersuckers, and dancing her ass off to 80's jams... Jo will be one happy little rockabetty.
Sunday, the "Dance Team" is going to be meeting at the Locust show. Did anyone catch the article on them in the newest Mercury? The Dance Team for World Domination!
Okay...enough lack of sleep, crackpipe to the lips (I'm kidding) ramblin. You all have a lovely day and check out Alice and Lila's new set NOW!
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," washington advises.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson awakes Bush. "Tom," he askes, "what is the best thing I can do to help my country?"
"Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government," Jefferson answers.
Bush isn't sleeping well the next night, and sees another figure moving through the shadows. This time its Abe Lincoln's ghost.
"Abe, what is the best thing I can do to help my country?" Bush askes.
"Go see a play," Abe replies.
haha.
This weekend is going to be the raddest ever. Flogging Molly and the Supersuckers are playing on friday night and Lola's Room is going to be hoppin, so I'm sure I'll be at the Crystal Ballroom complex. Flogging Molly, Supersuckers, and dancing her ass off to 80's jams... Jo will be one happy little rockabetty.
Sunday, the "Dance Team" is going to be meeting at the Locust show. Did anyone catch the article on them in the newest Mercury? The Dance Team for World Domination!
Okay...enough lack of sleep, crackpipe to the lips (I'm kidding) ramblin. You all have a lovely day and check out Alice and Lila's new set NOW!
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Do you have any more? Bush jokes are great but any will do.