note to self:
1. do not mix gin, whiskey, jagermiester, and weed.
2. not not mix the above the night before a family reunion.
3. when mixing the above, remember to drink plently of water when arriving home.
4. do not tell people that you will get up on a table and sing "sweet child of mine" when you are too drunk to get up on the table.
5. remember that mules are not nice and will bite you if you have a plate of vegetables you do not intend on sharing.
6. four wheelers are not my friends.
1. do not mix gin, whiskey, jagermiester, and weed.
2. not not mix the above the night before a family reunion.
3. when mixing the above, remember to drink plently of water when arriving home.
4. do not tell people that you will get up on a table and sing "sweet child of mine" when you are too drunk to get up on the table.
5. remember that mules are not nice and will bite you if you have a plate of vegetables you do not intend on sharing.
6. four wheelers are not my friends.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
suoda:
four wheelers may not be your friend, but tricycles still rule!
jessica:
Where does your family live, Oklahoma? You're hilarious!