jolene

i need help with valentines day. last years valentines day was the worst, so i have set out to make this years the best. i have 2 ideas and need your help.

1) dress up in a komono with kabuki make-up and make my bedroom a message parlour. sushi for dinner, saki for drinks, green tea icecream for dessert

or...

2) dress up like a hooker and tell my man to meet me at the cheapest, most sketch hotel in portland (if anyone knows of any that rent by the hour, that would be great). vegetarian buffalo wings for dinner, vodka and kool aide for drinks, and creamsicles for dessert. i might as well throw in a video camera as well. we could reinact the whole brett michaels/ band ho hotel room incident.

any suggestions would be helpful, thanks.