these past two weeks have been crazy. heres the low-down...
-almost died when my back tire decided to blow while going 85 down the freeway. ended up having to walk nearly 2 miles with my 25lb. cat in a cat carrier down the freeway wearing nothing but a halter top and capris. two cars full of scumbag males stopped to ask me if i needed a ride
-get to the gas station and waited for 2 hours. in those 2 hours: was bought lunch, 2 tall-boys of pbr, and got smoked out.
-went to a CRAZY party on the fourth with linz and elara. saw marie and mia there. at peak time there was probably 400 people in attendence. the people at the party took over nearly the whole block; jumping on cars driving by, shooting foreworks into crowds, breaking glass all over the street, setting dumpsters on fire then rooling them into the street where among the festivities. the cops (in riot gear) came at about 1 am to break the party up.... luckly i was on the roof of one of the industrial building behind the house and made my exit out of the pigs eye sight by slidding about 20 feet down a tree.
-punched some guy and spit in his face for hitting me in the throat while moshing.
-got 5 different boys to steal me beer at the plaid pantry on the corner by the party. haha. jolene likes to take advatage of the far less superior, drunken male idiots.
all that craziness aside, life has been pretty boring in the land of oz. i've been riding my bike alot thanks to the beautiful weather. i just finished "fargo rock city" and i highly recommend it for anyone sho loves gnr, poison, the crue, or 80's cock rock as much as i do.
hopefully i'll make it to dantes tonight to see all the lovely sg ladies.
okay... i'm off like a drunk girls dress on prom night.
-almost died when my back tire decided to blow while going 85 down the freeway. ended up having to walk nearly 2 miles with my 25lb. cat in a cat carrier down the freeway wearing nothing but a halter top and capris. two cars full of scumbag males stopped to ask me if i needed a ride
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-get to the gas station and waited for 2 hours. in those 2 hours: was bought lunch, 2 tall-boys of pbr, and got smoked out.
-went to a CRAZY party on the fourth with linz and elara. saw marie and mia there. at peak time there was probably 400 people in attendence. the people at the party took over nearly the whole block; jumping on cars driving by, shooting foreworks into crowds, breaking glass all over the street, setting dumpsters on fire then rooling them into the street where among the festivities. the cops (in riot gear) came at about 1 am to break the party up.... luckly i was on the roof of one of the industrial building behind the house and made my exit out of the pigs eye sight by slidding about 20 feet down a tree.
-punched some guy and spit in his face for hitting me in the throat while moshing.
-got 5 different boys to steal me beer at the plaid pantry on the corner by the party. haha. jolene likes to take advatage of the far less superior, drunken male idiots.
all that craziness aside, life has been pretty boring in the land of oz. i've been riding my bike alot thanks to the beautiful weather. i just finished "fargo rock city" and i highly recommend it for anyone sho loves gnr, poison, the crue, or 80's cock rock as much as i do.
hopefully i'll make it to dantes tonight to see all the lovely sg ladies.
okay... i'm off like a drunk girls dress on prom night.
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how are you doing?
Hope you can make it to the benefit show.