As The often wise, but seldom right, Milk and Cheese by Mr. Evan Dorkin Say, "Gin Makes a man mean." I have quite the gin drink that was once invented out of necessity at a lousy college party, give it a shot. Literally every really bad experience I've ever had with alcohol (including the only one where I don't remember what happened, and it involved passing out, getting water dumed on me and gettin slapped and screamed at by a bunch of ex-marine skinhead dudes, in my only set of clothes for 4 days and my cell phone (R.I.P.) in my pocket at the time, things being written on my underwear, the best game of pool I've ever playeed ever, and an ambulence, apparantly) involve this drink:
The ScrewHammer: (the unpreciceness of the drink recipe is part of it's effect)
fill 2/3 of the glass you're drinking from with a Gin and tonic, (preferably tangueray)
Then almost fill with orange juice.
Then add EXACTLY one shot of vodka (preferably shitty)
If you did this correctly, it should taste almost exactly like an orangina, but still alcoholy.
It's a gin and tonic and a screwdriver squished into a drink, so yo're so fucked up you're puttin' in screws with a HAMMER, baby.
The screwhammer, just do it. trust me,
Dave
The ScrewHammer: (the unpreciceness of the drink recipe is part of it's effect)
fill 2/3 of the glass you're drinking from with a Gin and tonic, (preferably tangueray)
Then almost fill with orange juice.
Then add EXACTLY one shot of vodka (preferably shitty)
If you did this correctly, it should taste almost exactly like an orangina, but still alcoholy.
It's a gin and tonic and a screwdriver squished into a drink, so yo're so fucked up you're puttin' in screws with a HAMMER, baby.
The screwhammer, just do it. trust me,
Dave