Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

joker_

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Member Since 2005

Followers 50 Following 56

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Wednesday May 03, 2006

May 3, 2006
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
I can safely say that eating polenta twice in the same week does not lead to hardening of the intestines.

So, today is like any other, a big pile of work to get done, and only me to do it. It appears to be one of those days that is the space between interesting days.

Feed the parrots: Check.
Start the computer: Check.
Eat Breakfast: Check.
Procrastinate because I am bored: Check.

Yesterday I had lunch with a friend at a brewery and I avoided the polenta. This time, I ate a veggie burger with grilled onions, grilled portabella and cheddar, with garlic fries. Everywhere a person goes in the this county, the food is gourmet, it is tripped out.

So, after eating we came up with yet another dastardley plan to escape our lives. Don't get me wrong, we're doing relatively well, money is no longer an issue, it is the work that is. I'm trading my creative tendencies for money. So, perhaps we'll succeed this time around. Who knows?

What I know is it sure beats accepting life the way it is.

More Blogs

  • 10.07.13
    7

    New Profile Photo

    Someone was smoking cigars and drinking Scotch and had just been to…
  • 10.03.13
    2

    Thursday Oct 03, 2013

    What's this?
  • 11.09.12
    2

    Friday Nov 09, 2012

    whoops.
  • 02.16.12
    6

    Thursday Feb 16, 2012

    Read More
  • 02.02.12
    2

    Thursday Feb 02, 2012

    Read More
  • 05.31.11
    3

    Tuesday May 31, 2011

    Cure? No seriously, cure. Difficult to achieve, and costly but it wor…
  • 05.21.11
    2

    Saturday May 21, 2011

    Holy shit!!! The rapture happened and I have been left behind (alo…
  • 03.03.11
    7

    Thursday Mar 03, 2011

    Joke time. A CEO, a union worker and a tea partier are presented w…
  • 01.01.11
    3

    Saturday Jan 01, 2011

    Happy New Year everyone! Except you, who ever you are that spread …
  • 11.13.10
    1

    Saturday Nov 13, 2010

    What happened Chuck?

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
13
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,598 SuicideGirls
  • 1,115,273 followers
  • 14,941,306 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,446,399 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo