I was bored out of my mind today so I decided to redo my avatar for the four millionth time.
I had so much fun making this and that and playing around with PhotoShop and then all of a sudden I was inspired. It felt like a ZAP hit me square in the ice cream spot.
You all know what I mean when I say ice cream spot, its that really weird little thingie in the center of your brain that says youre eating this ice cream too damn fast and to teach you a lesson heres a ZAP. I really hate that little spot. I think its the one thing I have that Id like to have surgically removed but then my insurance (HA! dont make me laugh) wouldnt cover it anyway.
Anyway, back to my avatar afternoon
I made about a bazillion little thingies in PhotoShop and they were all crap until I decided to play with one of the pics from my most recent shoots. My photographer had more or less finished shooting about 750 pictures of me dressed in a schoolgirl getup, you know, the white blouse and the little wee red plaid skirt
So, do I make it as a schoolgirl? Would you like to copy my umm uh my homework?
Click ME! Click ME too!
So anyway I was no longer wearing the white blouse or the red plaid mini skirt, and for that matter I wasnt wearing a damn thing, and he said to me OK Jo, curl up in a little ball. Holy fetal position there Cameraman, are you going kinky on me?
Click, click, click and then he says thats it, Im done!.
No was it good for you, No did the earth move, Not even a damn cigarette!
Wham Bam, Click you maam thank you very much!
So here I am laying sprawled all over the floor in my all-together and off he trots to his computer to run off my CDs!
(NOTE: I really must add here that my photographer is an artist and a gentleman. I have nothing but praise and admiration for the man Thank you John.)
To make a long story short, I get home and have entirely forgotten about my fetal pictures, I jam the CD with all the pics on it into my computer and start looking. Right at the end of the CD are hiding these really neat fetal pics. Off to work I go and I made this:
Click ME!
Not bad for a beginner I think. Maybe I should try to sell some limited edition prints of this picture? Would you buy one? Come on gang I need your help here!
I had so much fun making this and that and playing around with PhotoShop and then all of a sudden I was inspired. It felt like a ZAP hit me square in the ice cream spot.
You all know what I mean when I say ice cream spot, its that really weird little thingie in the center of your brain that says youre eating this ice cream too damn fast and to teach you a lesson heres a ZAP. I really hate that little spot. I think its the one thing I have that Id like to have surgically removed but then my insurance (HA! dont make me laugh) wouldnt cover it anyway.
Anyway, back to my avatar afternoon
I made about a bazillion little thingies in PhotoShop and they were all crap until I decided to play with one of the pics from my most recent shoots. My photographer had more or less finished shooting about 750 pictures of me dressed in a schoolgirl getup, you know, the white blouse and the little wee red plaid skirt
So, do I make it as a schoolgirl? Would you like to copy my umm uh my homework?
Click ME! 
Click ME too!
So anyway I was no longer wearing the white blouse or the red plaid mini skirt, and for that matter I wasnt wearing a damn thing, and he said to me OK Jo, curl up in a little ball. Holy fetal position there Cameraman, are you going kinky on me?
Click, click, click and then he says thats it, Im done!.
No was it good for you, No did the earth move, Not even a damn cigarette!
Wham Bam, Click you maam thank you very much!
So here I am laying sprawled all over the floor in my all-together and off he trots to his computer to run off my CDs!
(NOTE: I really must add here that my photographer is an artist and a gentleman. I have nothing but praise and admiration for the man Thank you John.)
To make a long story short, I get home and have entirely forgotten about my fetal pictures, I jam the CD with all the pics on it into my computer and start looking. Right at the end of the CD are hiding these really neat fetal pics. Off to work I go and I made this:
Click ME!
Not bad for a beginner I think. Maybe I should try to sell some limited edition prints of this picture? Would you buy one? Come on gang I need your help here!
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I hope you're having a gppd V-Day too!