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I made it till about 3 am last night. I tired but particularly happy today.

We must focus on the big gains here no matter how well he does over the next four years.
Not the race issues, nor the economic and social well being of america, or even the effect on worldwide attitudes to the people off America. No what we need to focus...
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ortus:
Sometimes I feel like taking my entire life off. A year would probably suffice though.
vortext:
haha.. true.
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" me and my grandad are both really happy because it could have damaged our reputation permanently," said the 23-year old satanic sluts dancer.

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coldandwet:
I can't believe how moral the tabloids have got over someone being indiscreet about a shag. They clearly can't cope with the reverse kiss and tell, where the celebrity brags about knobbing a nobody.
mukki:
Hot Gossip, huh? biggrin
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We finally get some internet on the 27th and some TV on wednesday. Fuck it's a different world without it.

I bought an iphone though so I have kept up to date with my celebrity gossip which is the main thing.


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zamuzel:
It's been far too quiet.
Oh, and we need some poker wink
vortext:
me have iphone, it sexy. congrats on rejoining the matrix.
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Lack of basic TV and internet privileges is starting to have an effect. I'm going to write a novel. I already have the basic plot line, characters, beginning and the ending. I've never really tried or wanted to try this before. I've always been frightened I would only make it to a handful of pages then run out off story, but mostly its because I...
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vortext:
i have a similar story idea. do you have the meaning of life pinned down? i sorted that bit. i think it involves beer.
barny:
i love it. are the mathematician and accountant one or two people? ooooooh. i cant wait for the pie charts smile sounds just like life , but there is no god/carole vorderman in mine. lol.
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If anyone has a photo which says 'relentless shitstorm' then post it here.

Anyone who bitches to me about here shitty jobs can step in to my shoes for a while. I'll take that over this. At least you can take a holiday...by fucking god I need one of those.

If this shit all gets cleaned up I'll buy all of you a drink.



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mark_plus_beer:
i'll buy you a drink when i see you next

mainly from sympathy side of things mind , im not like that hat wearing chat trying to get into your pants
solipsistic:
I take it you mean you'll buy a drink for all of us?
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zamuzel:
I have a video of me destroying Foundry with a pear cider and sambuca "cocktail" but he won't let me put it up on SG.

Ask me to see next time our paths cross wink
kit:
how has the move gone?
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Over the past few years I've lectured a few people on just doing what they want to do, on doing what their heart says rather than what their situation dictates. I've taken a bit of flack for it most of the time, so I guess its about time I put my nuts where my mouth is.

I'm soon to be rid of my company and...
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jackie:
good for you thats very brave!
If you need a cheif taster.... im so there. wink
zamuzel:
Hey that was the manager. And he said I have lovely firm buttucks wink
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Over the past few years I've lectured a few people on just doing what they want to do, on doing what their heart says rather than what their situation dictates. I've taken a bit of flack for it most of the time, so I guess its about time I put my nuts where my mouth is.

I'm soon to be rid of my company and...
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I'm in a bad fucking mood tonight. No idea why...well that's not exactly true, I know exactly why, but no reason why it should be tonight more than any other. I'm a massive grump and I don't like it.













...Still I made a very nice panna cotta tonight. So at least there's that.
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mat8drb:
Sounds like congratulations is in order then! Rock.
clariss:
i cut all my hair off like agyness

ahaha
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Ying: Weight seems to be falling off. Some old clothes are fitting better
Yang: This is because I'm ill and not eating wheat or drinking as much as I'd like.

Ying: The sale of my buisness seems to be going well.
Yang: I have to sell my business cause it sucks right now and if I don't I end up poor like you lot.

Ying:...
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vindice:
Christ.
thequestion:
Ben and I have worked out it's Steven Segal, he defeats Davros by KICKING HIS COCKING HEAD OFF.
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I guess you all heard about me and you know who getting engaged at the weekend ?

To answer a few questions.



  • Yes I did get down on one knee

  • Yes it was in Red Square at night and pretty romantic

  • No the KGB (FSB) didn't shoot us.

  • Yes a street cleaning machine sprayed us with water.

  • No Sky had not just been sick after...
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kinto:
You should have done that in Soho square among the gay buttfuckers. Now, that would have been romantic.

alyk:
Yeah, I'm totally looking forward to breaking a hip and shit next year.

P.S. Congrats on your engagement, sir! I heard you did an A+ job with the proposal.
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I just applied to be on 'The Apprentice'.

Cross your fingers for me bitches.


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thequestion:
You old dog you.

You kept that one quiet. biggrin
almostfamous:
Red Square? Kudos.

And Congratulations.