johnotronic

I woke up this morning to the sound of a squirrel scuttering into my room. I yelled, "Ah!" but it was so uninspired that it was barely even an exclamation. I only said it 'cause I felt like I had to, if that makes any sense.

I didn't know how to get rid of him, so I just opened the window more, threw a shoe at him and shut the bedroom door. He left.

I need a screen.