I spent a large portion of today involved in some kind of work--either physical or creative.
I've worked on "The novel that won't die," thankfully, for the past three nights in a row. Though, actually, I'll been working on it bit by bit since late Feb. The fact that I've been working on it everyday is a vast improvement over working on an intended long...
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I've worked on "The novel that won't die," thankfully, for the past three nights in a row. Though, actually, I'll been working on it bit by bit since late Feb. The fact that I've been working on it everyday is a vast improvement over working on an intended long...
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miss_joy:
Sounds like a good day!
Writing Projects...
One wonders if one should write fiction or non-fiction.
Typically, I write non-fiction, or humorous pieces, like the one in my most recent blog entry. I sometimes read these pieces on my podcast as well--usually to great acclaim. I'm good at writing in either genre, and I feel that there isn't anything I couldn't write.
My conundrum is this...
Do I continue to...
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One wonders if one should write fiction or non-fiction.
Typically, I write non-fiction, or humorous pieces, like the one in my most recent blog entry. I sometimes read these pieces on my podcast as well--usually to great acclaim. I'm good at writing in either genre, and I feel that there isn't anything I couldn't write.
My conundrum is this...
Do I continue to...
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niniane:
Ha. We pretty much NEED to make Beetlehotep!!!
trekka:
It's my Valium! It makes me ABSURDLY horny. HAHA! it's ridiculous thought.
And as far as the mortician thing, I think I could be really good at it and actually genuinely ENJOY it. I like blood and guts and all that fun stuff and I'm actually fascinated by the human body. So, I think I could handle it. i just need to learn the material! That's the hard part.
And as far as the mortician thing, I think I could be really good at it and actually genuinely ENJOY it. I like blood and guts and all that fun stuff and I'm actually fascinated by the human body. So, I think I could handle it. i just need to learn the material! That's the hard part.
A True Personal Ad Found Online
By
Johnny Zombie
Single White Male Seeks Deathly-Pale-Skinned Female (but is not adverse to diversity)
SWM is HWP, five-foot-seven, 130 pounds (give or take a few cheeseburgers), green eyes, reddish-brown hair, moderate to no facial hair.
Im seeking a woman between the ages of 25 and 35. She must have a great sense of humor, a sense of adventure,...
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By
Johnny Zombie
Single White Male Seeks Deathly-Pale-Skinned Female (but is not adverse to diversity)
SWM is HWP, five-foot-seven, 130 pounds (give or take a few cheeseburgers), green eyes, reddish-brown hair, moderate to no facial hair.
Im seeking a woman between the ages of 25 and 35. She must have a great sense of humor, a sense of adventure,...
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sobelle:
I actually contacted her site a couple of weeks ago and they said they are "working" on getting it released on DVD.
niniane:
Yeah he's my baby but he does get into a lot of trouble.
It's been ages since I've posted a new video to youtube. It's not that I didn't have ideas, its that I didn't have the time or resources to realize any of them. Though I did enjoy shooting rock bands and little documentary pieces. It's something that I can always pick up later on--whether it be dramas, horror films, or more doc work.
This is some...
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venom:
thanks friend! so excited
This video was shot by the talented, and beautiful, Tasya Van Ree. It features her girlfriend, the stunning and talented Amber Heard (soon to be seen in John Carpenter's The Ward).
I could say more, but I think this video speaks for itself.
Enjoy.
If you want to see more, check out Tasya Van Ree's Youtube channel.
I could say more, but I think this video speaks for itself.
Enjoy.
If you want to see more, check out Tasya Van Ree's Youtube channel.
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niniane:
Thanks for the link!! Cthulhu-Totoro is cute haha! I have a friend that is really in to Cthulhu who will enjoy that!
Thanks for the link!! Cthulhu-Totoro is cute haha! I have a friend that is really in to Cthulhu who will enjoy that!
k12573n:
Thank you! 
I don't usually have problems with my eyes but a few years ago I took alot of computer classes and spent every day staring at the screen (as if that's any different from what I do outside of class), and had to get reading glasses. Now that I'm back in school, I'm going to have to resort to my junior high reading glasses.. haha. Not very fun.
You wouldn't look bad with glasses but I totally would prefer lasik to having to constantly wear them or lenses.
I don't usually have problems with my eyes but a few years ago I took alot of computer classes and spent every day staring at the screen (as if that's any different from what I do outside of class), and had to get reading glasses. Now that I'm back in school, I'm going to have to resort to my junior high reading glasses.. haha. Not very fun.
You wouldn't look bad with glasses but I totally would prefer lasik to having to constantly wear them or lenses.
Hey everybody! This is an excerpt from my website/podcast The Fly Paper Dungeon. I've recently posted a new episode!
The Fly Paper Dungeon--Episode 22--EVIL BABIES!
Good evening, my lovelies!
This week, Johnny Zombie takes a trip to the maternity ward...in HELL!
EVIL BABIES is the topic this week! I pay a visit to cradle of fear, with two tiny-tot-based horror birthings.
First up is the...
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The Fly Paper Dungeon--Episode 22--EVIL BABIES!
Good evening, my lovelies!
This week, Johnny Zombie takes a trip to the maternity ward...in HELL!
EVIL BABIES is the topic this week! I pay a visit to cradle of fear, with two tiny-tot-based horror birthings.
First up is the...
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I hope everyone has had a nice New Years. Mine was ok. I drank peach wine, listened to jazz music, and watched The Bride of Frankenstein.
I'm going through one of those odd periods, where I find myself asking the question, "What now?"
I've been writing a novel that was somewhat easier to write than I thought it would be. After years of writing and...
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I'm going through one of those odd periods, where I find myself asking the question, "What now?"
I've been writing a novel that was somewhat easier to write than I thought it would be. After years of writing and...
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sambucus:
If I could think of something interesting to do with a vamp, i would. Vamps themselves are a tad overdone, though.
caprica:
Thank you 
I'm actually feeling much better today, and I have another interview tomorrow--it is for an even better job too! YAY!
I'm actually feeling much better today, and I have another interview tomorrow--it is for an even better job too! YAY!
Christmas Letter to Cthulhu
Dear Cthulhu,
I've been very naughty this year. I've blasphemed other gods, while upholding your most unholy name. I have exhaulted you on the altar of cyberspace--and in story and song. I, your humble servant, placate you with these humble requests.
1. I want to witness the smiting of my enemies--live, or dead. May they writhe in agony for all eternity....
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Dear Cthulhu,
I've been very naughty this year. I've blasphemed other gods, while upholding your most unholy name. I have exhaulted you on the altar of cyberspace--and in story and song. I, your humble servant, placate you with these humble requests.
1. I want to witness the smiting of my enemies--live, or dead. May they writhe in agony for all eternity....
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johnnyzombie:
@Jaxy--back at ya!
*hugs*
*hugs*
jaxy:
I wish. I need OJ.
I find that as a fan of H.P. Lovecraft, I'm often haunted by Cthulhu. To be more precise, I often find things Cthulhu related--often without even trying.
This is one of those instances.
Fearnet (which is a fantastic horror website), has posted a new Holiday Gift Guide. They feature such items as "Evil Dead" art prints, and DVD boxed sets of classic horror movies.
Something...
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This is one of those instances.
Fearnet (which is a fantastic horror website), has posted a new Holiday Gift Guide. They feature such items as "Evil Dead" art prints, and DVD boxed sets of classic horror movies.
Something...
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aprilcot:
Thanks so much! I adore it!
morgan:
Heh, that was definitely the mood earlier today. I'm in better spirits now but I find the macro too funny to take down.
Is feeling much better today after some welcome compliments from a lady
Cthulhu be praised!
Cthulhu be praised!
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aprilcot:
I still haven't decided for sure. I hoping sleeping on it one more time will help...lol I really want it on my left arm but I think realistically its probably better on my shoulder. I will post pics as soon as I can.