I know.... I know...... I am the jokester!!! Mr. Funny Guy!!! Hahahaha!!! Well, I'd like to get serious for a moment and bring ur attention to one of the serious tragedies in our world today.... Mad Cow Disease!"
There's a cow in Washington state that is infected with Mad Cow disease. But don't worry, it's only one cow. And don't just take my word for it, this excerpt from CNN includes the following:
"Consumers should continue to eat beef with confidence," the National Cattlemen's Beef Association said in a statement. "All scientific studies show that the BSE infectious agent has never been found in beef muscle meat or milk and U.S. beef remains safe to eat."
A female reporter was interviewing a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown," she began. "Do you know the causes of this terrible disease?"
"Sure," said the farmer. "Do you know that the bulls only screw the cows once a year?..."
"That's interesting, but what has this got to do with the origins of Mad Cow Disease?"
"... and do you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, what exactly is your point?"
"Lady, if I played with your tits twice a day but only screwed you once a year, wouldn't YOU go mad?"
There's a cow in Washington state that is infected with Mad Cow disease. But don't worry, it's only one cow. And don't just take my word for it, this excerpt from CNN includes the following:
"Consumers should continue to eat beef with confidence," the National Cattlemen's Beef Association said in a statement. "All scientific studies show that the BSE infectious agent has never been found in beef muscle meat or milk and U.S. beef remains safe to eat."
A female reporter was interviewing a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown," she began. "Do you know the causes of this terrible disease?"
"Sure," said the farmer. "Do you know that the bulls only screw the cows once a year?..."
"That's interesting, but what has this got to do with the origins of Mad Cow Disease?"
"... and do you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, what exactly is your point?"
"Lady, if I played with your tits twice a day but only screwed you once a year, wouldn't YOU go mad?"
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thanks for the comment man, and if i get around to it i promise i will follow that prescription of yours, it is just i'm not a big fan of the booze med...
it was really great to read about your findings over easter, hope everything turns out well with the lovely lady...
bye