Another new Illness to watch out for... Anal Glaucoma
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home
because she is not feeling well. 'What's the matter?' he asks.
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'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
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I's MUCH rather be doing this.......
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Maybe watch a movie with her head in my lap..... cuddle...... BUT GUESS WHO HAS TO WORK TODAY????????
Hey, it's tax time, i understand!!!!! Everyone else have a great day!!!!!
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home
because she is not feeling well. 'What's the matter?' he asks.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
I's MUCH rather be doing this.......
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Maybe watch a movie with her head in my lap..... cuddle...... BUT GUESS WHO HAS TO WORK TODAY????????
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Hey, it's tax time, i understand!!!!! Everyone else have a great day!!!!!
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