johnnyu

Among the many reasons for my eventual banishment to Hell...



Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before
St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they
Had to Tell him what Easter was.



The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big
Feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth
And Exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with
His Disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested
Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they
Buried Him in a tomb behind a very large
Boulder ...
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the Boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more Weeks of winter."

St. Peter fainted.