A little Native American boy asked his father, the big chief of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names, like Bill, Tex, or Sam?"
His father replied, "Son, our ancestors started our way of naming many many moons ago. You see, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture-not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over the Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake. Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on the day that the big white horse gallops over the prairies of the world and appears near our camp as a symbol of the life force of our people. It's very simple and easy to understand. Why do you ask, Little Leaky Condom Made in China?"
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lillithvain:
OMG that's all I can say
frolleinsuzy:
Hahaha, so funny. 