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Why Women Hate Football.....






A man bought a new range of Olympic condoms.



"There are three colors," he told his wife. "Gold, silver, and bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asked.
"Gold, of course," he replied proudly.
"Why don't you wear silver?" she asked. "It would be nice if you came second for a change."



and for those who know......