Talk about stressed... This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.
Memorable Quotes by Lou Tripodi
Several exchanges of conversations between a golfer and a caddy:
Golfer: I think Im going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?
Golfer: Id move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddy: Try heaven, youve already moved most of the earth.
Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?
Caddy: Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer.
Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?
Caddy: Eventually.
Golfer: You got to be the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy: I dont think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.
Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time.
Caddy: Its not a watch, it is a compass.
Golfer: How do you like my game?
Caddy: Very good sir, but I personally prefer golf.
Golfer: Do you think it is a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it is a sin on any day.
Golfer: This is the worst course Ive ever played on.
Caddy: This isnt the golf course. We left that an hour ago. AND..
THE NUMBER ONE BEST CADDY COMMENT
Golfer: That cant be my ball, it is too old.
Caddy: Its been a long time since we teed off, sir.
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