Golf Club Sign
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE .WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE. NOW , FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.
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philconnors:
The Phillies are just fine, but there is something about a hometown team. I actually watch more Minor League (live) than the Majors. I even braved the cold last weekend and watched our local college team play. 
moemoebean:
glad you liked my boobies hahaha