johnnyu

A guy walks into a bar with a frog. He sits down and puts the frog on the bar.



The bartender says to the guy, "hey man you cant put that on the bar!"
The guys replies, "look you don't understand this frog has a special ability."
The bartender replies, "what do you mean?"
The guys says, "this frog eats pussy!"
The bartenders replies, "ok!"
So ten minutes later this good looking woman come down from the end of the bar and asks, "does that frog really do what you say it does?"
The guy replies, "of course he does!"
The woman then asks if she could borrow him for a while.



The guy agrees and off she leaves with the frog.
About an hour later the phone rings at the bar and on the other line is the woman asking for that guy.
She says the frog isn't doing anything.
The guy replies, "ok where do you live i'll come over?"
So over he goes and when he walks in the door there is the woman fully naked on her bed with the frog between her legs.
The guys goes over and picks up the frog and says, "ok this is the last time i'm gonna show you!!!!!!"



For those of u following my blogs, the frog, the tiger and Lucky get along well!!!