HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
<mushy>
Instead of an 8 foot spruce, we have a USB plastic tree.
Instead of strings of lights twisting down an oak banister, we have clear icicles draped over the mirrors and TV cabinet.
Instead of A Christmas Carol, we have 24 hours of A Christmas Story on TBS.
Instead of a Xmas Eve turkey dinner, we had a Xmas Eve turkey dinner. Ok, so that one is just the same.
Instead of empty, dimmed hearts and heads, we have each other.
Please don't wake me.
</mushy>
Now, don't go sticking your tongue on any flag poles (hehe), 'cause it will stick - we saw it on TV.
<mushy>
Instead of an 8 foot spruce, we have a USB plastic tree.
Instead of strings of lights twisting down an oak banister, we have clear icicles draped over the mirrors and TV cabinet.
Instead of A Christmas Carol, we have 24 hours of A Christmas Story on TBS.
Instead of a Xmas Eve turkey dinner, we had a Xmas Eve turkey dinner. Ok, so that one is just the same.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Instead of empty, dimmed hearts and heads, we have each other.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Please don't wake me.
</mushy>
Now, don't go sticking your tongue on any flag poles (hehe), 'cause it will stick - we saw it on TV.
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Okay, seriously. Where's the JohnnyT?