Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never go to bed with a woman whose troubles are greater than your own.
(Nelson Algren - 'A Walk on the Wild Side')
"What are you thinking of?"
"All the years I wasted collecting stamps."
(Groucho Marx - 'Duck Soup')
... and this is just for you, Apricot ...
Tom and M. Ian Black: Did you really use $240 worth of puddin' for the Barry and Levon skit, and how did it feel to stick your butt in it?
Tom: Yes it was real pudding, and, again, it felt great.
![](https://state.starcrossonline.com/images/barry_levon.jpg)
(Nelson Algren - 'A Walk on the Wild Side')
"What are you thinking of?"
"All the years I wasted collecting stamps."
(Groucho Marx - 'Duck Soup')
... and this is just for you, Apricot ...
Tom and M. Ian Black: Did you really use $240 worth of puddin' for the Barry and Levon skit, and how did it feel to stick your butt in it?
Tom: Yes it was real pudding, and, again, it felt great.
![](https://state.starcrossonline.com/images/barry_levon.jpg)
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I'll update my profile soon, I was in a rush when I made it before.