Okay so last night was crazy.
To start off this may be graphic.
So my sister in law(and 2 year old nephew) ends up staying at our house pretty regularly because of trouble with her boyfriend /spouse, but that is another story altogether. She had been at our house for over a week and the wife and I were looking for some "adult time"
. Unfortunately our mattress is notoriously noisy. As we have done before we decide to proceed in an upright position at the end of our bed. So far everything was going according to plan. But then things started to get a little carried away. To make a long story short, due to the amorousness of our adventures I had accidentally exited the "foyer" and entered the "maintenance entrance" 
. Needless to say my wife was rather startled and it caused her to jump forward and hit her face on our metal bed frame causing a black eye, broken nose, busted lip and some other trauma in the "maintenance area". This still isn't all.
...
after catching our breath we decided to make probably one of the most embarrassing trips to the hospital we have had to date. We couldn't have been more right if we tried. The hospital trip started out as normal as it could have been. We were trying to play the discreet card. "blah blah blah she fell blah blah". After a surprisingly short wait we were brought to an examination room. Just prior to the doctor examining her I was asked by a rather large male nurse to step in to the other room to finish up some paperwork. Just wanting everything to run smoothly I left and didn't put much thought into it. Upon entering the other room I new immediately something was off as there were 2 police officers waiting in the room for me. my mind started rushing, "was it our insurance? did I do accidentally lift an out-of-date magazine". Then the officer asked me a single question that made me clue in to what was going on. And he said "So do you think you're a big man jason?"........
I could feel the colour rush out of my face. At that moment I realized they suspected me of hitting my wife. I immediately spilled all the information without sparing a single detail. Luckily my wife corroborated my story and that was it.
my god.
To start off this may be graphic.
So my sister in law(and 2 year old nephew) ends up staying at our house pretty regularly because of trouble with her boyfriend /spouse, but that is another story altogether. She had been at our house for over a week and the wife and I were looking for some "adult time"
. Unfortunately our mattress is notoriously noisy. As we have done before we decide to proceed in an upright position at the end of our bed. So far everything was going according to plan. But then things started to get a little carried away. To make a long story short, due to the amorousness of our adventures I had accidentally exited the "foyer" and entered the "maintenance entrance" . Needless to say my wife was rather startled and it caused her to jump forward and hit her face on our metal bed frame causing a black eye, broken nose, busted lip and some other trauma in the "maintenance area". This still isn't all....
after catching our breath we decided to make probably one of the most embarrassing trips to the hospital we have had to date. We couldn't have been more right if we tried. The hospital trip started out as normal as it could have been. We were trying to play the discreet card. "blah blah blah she fell blah blah". After a surprisingly short wait we were brought to an examination room. Just prior to the doctor examining her I was asked by a rather large male nurse to step in to the other room to finish up some paperwork. Just wanting everything to run smoothly I left and didn't put much thought into it. Upon entering the other room I new immediately something was off as there were 2 police officers waiting in the room for me. my mind started rushing, "was it our insurance? did I do accidentally lift an out-of-date magazine". Then the officer asked me a single question that made me clue in to what was going on. And he said "So do you think you're a big man jason?"........
I could feel the colour rush out of my face. At that moment I realized they suspected me of hitting my wife. I immediately spilled all the information without sparing a single detail. Luckily my wife corroborated my story and that was it.
my god.