johnnygreaser

I work in the music dept. at Barnes and Noble. We have listening stations where people can listen to cds. We have cameras taping people at the listening stations to catch shoplifters. What we caught on tape last night was a crime against humanity much worse than shoplifting.

A homeless regular came in and opened a skin mag, unzipped his pants, jerked himself to erection and proceeded to fuck the listening station for 10 minutes. We have this on numerous camera angles. An oh so innocent female shopper was 10 feet away from the violation of our listening station and never batted an eyelash or even noticed. The machine fucker stood on his tiptoes as he came all over said machine.

Work will never be the same.