my mom wants to move up here and have me live with her. i told her i'd rather not. i just can't be living with my mom when i'm 30, i make fun of guys like that.
i watched "bruce almighty" and i'm afraid i liked it. i'll be the first to admit, i like bad flicks. but i find jim carrey to be a...
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i watched "bruce almighty" and i'm afraid i liked it. i'll be the first to admit, i like bad flicks. but i find jim carrey to be a...
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it started off as a good and pious christmas eve. i was alone with the aminals 
, cooking some pasta, and watching "nestor the long eared christmas donkey" on dvd. i did a lot of "spring cleaning" and took the recycling to the curb. i even managed to get in a good skate session. then i had a glass of wine at midnight and took...
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, cooking some pasta, and watching "nestor the long eared christmas donkey" on dvd. i did a lot of "spring cleaning" and took the recycling to the curb. i even managed to get in a good skate session. then i had a glass of wine at midnight and took... Read More
dragonflycq:
Both. And they are a perfect match. 
I heart you!
I heart you!
wugglyump:
oh. lovely. i hope you had a nice night.
it sounds as though you did. hooray
it sounds as though you did. hooray
so this really cute girl was saying she thinks she's falling for me...
and i say, "nah, cute girls don't fall for me, they don't even trip...in fact their gait is totally unaffected by my presence."
after saying this i felt that woozy feeling in your tummy when you really like someone and it feels like your insides were just dropped off a ten story...
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and i say, "nah, cute girls don't fall for me, they don't even trip...in fact their gait is totally unaffected by my presence."
after saying this i felt that woozy feeling in your tummy when you really like someone and it feels like your insides were just dropped off a ten story...
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_6deana9_:
reading your entries makes me think you are a sweet guy...quite the poet...wonder if you know it?! merry belated christmas... 
blai:
don't diss my puppies nose! It's meant to be that way. I think.. he DOES run into walls an awful lots.
*hugs* Merry Christmas!
*hugs* Merry Christmas!
okay, so the xmas party went off without a hitch. i think even the beautiful whore hugged me goodbye and told me we should be better friends. the highlight of the night was my secret santa for octavia, a male stripper. her and my "ex girlfriend" oiled him up and danced with him as we gave out presents. it was actually really funny and it's...
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clara:
I considered trying the leash thing, but I don't want my kitties going outside. They get sick and hurt so much more often than indoor cats.
blai:
Hot damn, I wish my christmas parties went that well.
i was talking to this really cute girl and i was telling her how i say "de do" after every thing i say de do. and she was like, "no you don't" de do. and i was all, "dude! i totally say "de do" after everything i say de do." de do. so she starts laughing and she even snorts or maybe it was a...
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sloane1:
it could be worse. instead of de do you could say die after everything like I do. die.
nicci:
Why are you talking to cute girls! You KNOW I'm going to steal them all from you tonight! 
I got my party dress all laid out. Hopefully it'll make it to the floor later tonight!
I got my party dress all laid out. Hopefully it'll make it to the floor later tonight!
so today i took penis enlargement pills and used a penis pump. i think that my midget girlfriend will finally be pleased,'
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terriblyrattled:
in response to your comment:
i dont think so, i think some guy just did it and i jacked it. Cause i have mad wolverine sideburns and i have a weird obsession with him.
i dont think so, i think some guy just did it and i jacked it. Cause i have mad wolverine sideburns and i have a weird obsession with him.
sloane1:
"i didn't write that "
so here you get me all excited by your enormous manhood and then let me down? I wish I could say it hasn't happened before. Men!
liquid snow-cute
"
so here you get me all excited by your enormous manhood and then let me down? I wish I could say it hasn't happened before. Men!
liquid snow-cute
i watched "dumb and dumberer" last night with my ex-girlfriend. i have to admit, i do love to hang out with her. we still have the same sense of humor and a myriad of secret jokes that are still funny. she's been away for months in the UK and we don't really hang much since the big split, so it was nice to see that...
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sloane1:
I love my playstation 2. But I play it so much, it makes my eyes all wacky. and then I read the warning "may induce seizures" thing and so I now try to play it too much because I'm convinced I'm gonna give myself a seizure. Cool, eh?
well, i must say. the addition of a bright sunny day to my week has lifted my downed spirits. that and stevie wonders "songs in the key of life". could there be a better album?
to today, i offer my apologies for yesterday. what can i say, it was rainy, it was cold, it sucked. but today, today, today you rock. and i will rock...
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to today, i offer my apologies for yesterday. what can i say, it was rainy, it was cold, it sucked. but today, today, today you rock. and i will rock...
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nicci:
You ask many questions, young one.
Boop boop boop!
If you don't have brunch with me this weekend, I will surely die.
And then you'll have noone to bother you in the wee hours of the morn'.
Boop boop boop!
If you don't have brunch with me this weekend, I will surely die.
And then you'll have noone to bother you in the wee hours of the morn'.
mamabunny:
Hey
Rock with me!
Love
MAMA
Rock with me!
Love
MAMA
and now for a little piss and bile...
i support affirmative action. i support reperations to holocoust surviors. if someone can get royalties for a song or film 50 years after the fact, theni think an oppressed minority can get a lift from the man.
i support abortion rights. i support right-to-death rights. i support about any right that allows a person to thin out...
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i support affirmative action. i support reperations to holocoust surviors. if someone can get royalties for a song or film 50 years after the fact, theni think an oppressed minority can get a lift from the man.
i support abortion rights. i support right-to-death rights. i support about any right that allows a person to thin out...
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partiallyblind:
*cough*isawthisandthoughtofyou*cough*
j5 update
current beefs: scratched glasses, gooey contact lenses, scrambled digital cable.
current funtastic stuff in my life: boo! the cat growing up, aiming wugglyump, my new funny ear flap hat, egg nog.
last person i lusted for: ozmoidors wrath
last person i hooked up with:
last thing i read that made me : an interview with albert finney about his role in tim burton's...
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current beefs: scratched glasses, gooey contact lenses, scrambled digital cable.
current funtastic stuff in my life: boo! the cat growing up, aiming wugglyump, my new funny ear flap hat, egg nog.
last person i lusted for: ozmoidors wrath
last person i hooked up with:
last thing i read that made me
: an interview with albert finney about his role in tim burton's... Read More
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wugglyump:
so far, i'm really digging ladytron
ltrain:
the COFFEE is great! 
i seriously think about you every morning when i wake up.
i seriously think about you every morning when i wake up.
Sorry I missed brunch this morning! I overslept
Maybe tea later? I miss you!