okay, i'm back for now. 
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i'm outta here for a while.
peace.
johnnyfive@earthlink.net
peace.
johnnyfive@earthlink.net
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dragonflycq:
*A la Cartman's mom* "What, what, WHAT?!?!?!!!!!"
But, but....you were my first friend here...you can't go! Why Johnnyfive, WHY?
But, but....you were my first friend here...you can't go! Why Johnnyfive, WHY?
wugglyump:
you're still here sucka!
valentine's day was great. i cancelled my date(s) and did three loads of laundry instead. it's okay though, i had heart shaped and red-sprinkled sugar cookies and toby. i don't know why, but i have a fear of...thingys. like the day of an event, i usually chicken out. like prom was always a big deal to me and i've been to four proms. each time,...
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cuddleslut:
cupid is stupid.
wugglyump:
my dad was needed to go online
COME SEE ME. give me so many
kisses and hugs. PLEASE
you->
+ me-> 
equals... 
unless i make you want to
COME SEE ME. give me so many
kisses and hugs. PLEASE
you->
+ me-> equals...
unless i make you want to
friday night i had dinner with my exgirlfriend and realized that there will never be anyone else like her. in a good way.
every other female i try to get along with is like swimming upstream. and although my flesh is somewhat pink, i ain't so salmon.
it's taken a long time, but even though we are just friends. i know that we're really good...
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every other female i try to get along with is like swimming upstream. and although my flesh is somewhat pink, i ain't so salmon.
it's taken a long time, but even though we are just friends. i know that we're really good...
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nicci:
Happily Heart Day! May I spear your big, black heart with my new vibrator? (I love Nancypants )
I hope your work day is going well!
Don't pay without lay!
)
I hope your work day is going well!
Don't pay without lay!
wugglyump:
HEY WHERE'D YOU GO? 
when our grandchildren's grandchildren are huddled around their grandchildren sitting in a rocking chair throne amongst a crescent of youth sitting akimbo, pajama clad, telling tales of yore, what will become of my legacy? as their breath billows steam from their chapped and taught lips, like the matter of the words spoken actually gave weight to the air that carried them to the eardrums of...
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consuela:
handsome boy modeling school is awesome.
a good joke: how can you tell when a blonde has been having a bad day:
a: she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil.
a good joke: how can you tell when a blonde has been having a bad day:
a: she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil.
johnnyfive:
my super cool ex g.f. had the best joke i've heard in forever:
what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
roberto.
what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
roberto.
."thgil eht sdrawot klaw" ot em gninokceb htrae eht fo egde gnillor eht no stis nus dehcaelb eht .noziroh kaelb eht ta erats dna niaga kcab kool ot esufer i .ssorc i egdirb yreve nrub ot esu i taht skcitshctam fo lufdnah a ot nowd nrow sah kcits gniklaw ym .htap ym nwod eunitnoc dna hgis i sa ecniw em sekam ti fo ruednarg evitcejbo...
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wugglyump:
where's the love?
consuela:
indeed it is a he man vs. skeletor shirt!
i really wanted the beastman vs. skeletor one, but this'll mos. def. work!
.driew era uoy
i really wanted the beastman vs. skeletor one, but this'll mos. def. work!
.driew era uoy
i was rereading my last journal and realized it was peppered with mizspeeled werds. fuck. i hate me when me act like that. and i swear i wasn't drunk, nor am i now, but i will be...someday. someday soon the drink will take ***** and turn him into johnnyfive and he'll howl at the moon and gnash his teeth at the whisper of the wind...
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wugglyump:
you don't even know i miss you so much
ltrain:
Heh. I like the phrases to use for my bubble! 
But you gotta understand, you have to literally insert the phrase into the bubble with your own text. PoopyDave started that and thinks his are better than anybodys. I'm too lazy to do it myself. Anyhow... I'm still drinking the coffee. You'd think I'd be done with it by now but I'll tell you what, I'm on my last bag and its half way gone. I loves your coffee. mmmmmMMMMmmmmmm
Proofreading sucks. Who cares, we're on a pornsite. Intelligence should not even be an issue here. Boobies are the WAY!
eDITED: cause I proofread my shit and had to make changes. no not really. sometimes i overuse the faces and i didn't like it. so i deleted them. yep.
[Edited on Feb 03, 2004 9:21AM]
But you gotta understand, you have to literally insert the phrase into the bubble with your own text. PoopyDave started that and thinks his are better than anybodys. I'm too lazy to do it myself. Anyhow... I'm still drinking the coffee. You'd think I'd be done with it by now but I'll tell you what, I'm on my last bag and its half way gone. I loves your coffee. mmmmmMMMMmmmmmm
Proofreading sucks. Who cares, we're on a pornsite. Intelligence should not even be an issue here.
Boobies are the WAY!
eDITED: cause I proofread my shit and had to make changes. no not really. sometimes i overuse the faces and i didn't like it. so i deleted them. yep.
[Edited on Feb 03, 2004 9:21AM]
i've entered a whole new realm of entertainment since i watched several episodes of sex in the city and the l word this past week. trying to not feel like a eunich, i endured miranda's breast cancer and carrie's russian romance with a fair amount of interest. sex in the city is not as bad as i thought it was going to be. the l...
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shescravingsweet:
i know i thought that was funny too. it was one of the reasons i used that same question.
sloane1:
No the person who likes it is someone I haven't slept with and don't intend to sleep with, so I doubt I could ever be that miffed with her
I've never seen sex in the city, though everyone keeps telling me I should ever since I practically became an unpaid spokeswoman for the Rabbit
I've never seen sex in the city, though everyone keeps telling me I should ever since I practically became an unpaid spokeswoman for the Rabbit
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shescravingsweet:
i stole some of your questions, cause i couldnt think of my own. http://shessometal.friendtest.com
mrzablowdowski:
I am a loser.
i've developed a habit of staring at words and spelling them backwards in my head. i can't seem to stay awake when i want to stay awake and i can't sleep when i want to sleep. my life runs like a tv show except i'm the crazy guy that lives next door and the show's about me. regular people pop in intermitently to add relief...
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sybelle:
Isn't copper flame green? I dunno
Anyway...about your backwards word thing...I do something silly like that with numbers. I'll stare at them and add them in my head. Like, if I see a phone number on a billboard, I'll add them until they're down to one digit. (for example-- 984-8028= 9+8+4+8+2+8= 39= 3+9= 12= 1+2= 3.)
Anyway...about your backwards word thing...I do something silly like that with numbers. I'll stare at them and add them in my head. Like, if I see a phone number on a billboard, I'll add them until they're down to one digit. (for example-- 984-8028= 9+8+4+8+2+8= 39= 3+9= 12= 1+2= 3.)
nicci:
SNOW! 
Oh, I do love looking at that tummy so!!