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Sunday Mar 30, 2003

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update from the cold and rainy south: i have two neighbors that look like jesse ventura (really big and really bald with goatees). one lives across the street from me and is kinda sporty; likes to hunt. so much so, that he even skins his catch in a tree in his front yard. and now he's taken up shooting birds with a pellet gun in his front yard. mind you, he's in his 30's. then there's this other guy who takes at least 3 walks past my house each day with his big ass dog. he wears daisy duke looking shorts and a wife beater looking like one mean flamer, and at night he wears a cop's belt complete with pistol, hand cuffs, and walkie talkie. fucking creepy.
so anyway, it's so shitty out. i bought some catnip for the local feral kitties, but now i can't give 'em any because it's all wet outside. i wanna get the kitties high. miao!! tongue eeek
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consuela:
ha, at least your neighbors speak english. better they are walking the dog than their 8 children. plah, phoenix sucks.
Mar 30, 2003
nicci:
Scary neighbors! You're (were, rather) very welcome for the ride (as long ago as it was). You should stop by and see my marvelous apartment.
Your movie-linking Missed Connection was easily linked (slaps knee) to you. I expect a more challenging Missed Connection in the future. AND you have a wee bit of a challenge from the Pretty In Pink fellow, I must say. wink
Mar 30, 2003

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