johnnyfive

maybe it's just me but...
does anyone remember waking up early to watch saturday morning cartoons only to have your mother zoom around with the vaccuum cleaner interupting my very much needed entertainment? well replace saturday morning cartoons with sleeping in with a hangover and switch my vaccuuming mom with a leaf-blowing suburbanite neighbor and you have my morning. i could have killed. i mean, really,blowing leafs. maybe we should just take lawn maintainence one step further and just napalm the leaves off of the trees before they even get to the grounds. we napalmed the hell out of vietnam and you don't see any of those people with rakes OR leaf blowers.
i also just found out i'll be in Boston late April for a coffee convention. yippie. a new city i've never been to. i wanna go to cheers and give norm a big hug. and challenge cliffy to a trivia contest.
if only they had midgets...